BREAKING: RESEARCH DISCOVERS HOW TO PROTECT SEPTUM AGAINST SNORTING
Now, it’s no secret that, sometimes, long-term snorting can wreak havoc in the nose. But new research has found how those who enjoy dry powdered tobacco (or nicotine-free alternatives!) – from everyday users to those who let loose once in a blue moon – can protect their noses with one unsuspecting product: a snorting straw. No big deal.
FOR SAFER SNIFFING.
The truth is, snorting can irritate the inner lining of the nose – even leading to nasal collapse, for those unlucky few. But it doesn’t have to be that way. In short, our snuff snort straw is designed to act as the link between the good times and safe sorting, without that risky bit in between.
While dollar bills are too flimsy to take the product from the pouch to the top of your nostril, skipping the nasal passages, spoons often lead to a stream of product getting stuck in the nostrils – risky business for nasal damage. Instead, sniffer straws, when placed into the nose, ensure the product gets to where it needs to, without causing irritation on the way. It’s the reason why we’ll never be advocates for cocaine spoons or bullets, encouraging you to sniff the safer, cleaner, more sophisticated way.
AND THERE’S MORE.
Better yet, cocaine straws are about more than keeping the dreaded septum damage at bay. Much more. On top, they’re a ‘win’ for hygiene. Take those old, creased, ready-to-rip dollar bills, for example. They’ve passed through countless hands before making it into your pocket – landing on floors, placed on store counters, and rubbing up against all the other bills in your wallet. Bacteria central.
In contrast, your sniffer straw will go from our always-clean hands, straight into a kit, and into your pocket, before only being taken out when the good times beckon. Then, when you’re finally ready to let the night come to an end – unlike dollar bills – you’ll be free to wash your snorting straws, starting afresh each time. It’s a cleaner way to snort.
READY FOR A SAFER SNORT?
We’re right here with you, saying ‘no’ to those cocaine accessories that damage the septum, and ‘yes’ to dry powder, sniffed the safer way.